New Constitution of Lost Earth

Overview
Founded in 4 ABY by Cousin Larry as his own remnant of The State of Ohio, this Gas Station is a major player in the Galactic Federacy. It controls its own galaxy known as O-Hi-Oh but here it has a solar system and at least three dozen franchise stations. To its east is The Ghashyr Empire and its south is the Iammelon Bazaar. Currently it is led by Castilin after the banishment of Cousin Larry to the Sober Dimension, known as the Starry Skies.

History
Founded by the most Cousin of Larry, the Gas Station quickly found profit as its owner broke gas tanks in all the neighbors' cars and forced them to visit his establishment. After finding and setting up bases in five different galaxies it found this one, this Galactic Federacy. Quite by accident, as Cousin Larry had only meant to use his LSD to visit Mars, but they actually ended up in a different galaxy. He wasn't in Ohio anymore. Afterwards they set up and found allies and first contacts, making sure to expand the business. Later whenever the Galactic War came around, Cousin Larry's shrewd negotiation tactics saw him sell to both sides in the conflict as well as seize territory from the Diyelir, who's dancers did not faze the man after a sizable amount of cocaine entered his system.

Diplomatic Relations
Over the years they have had several allies and enemies, but the longest ally is currently the Empire of the Void, a place with many contacts in many nations. They also have diplomatic relations with Shokou and the Ghashyr, although the latter has cut ties after they allowed Castlin to take control of the business, due to legal concerns and his 15 restraining orders. Talmyr Myrsa, known to the station as Talmyr "Stop calling this number", has recently allied with the station's greatest enemy... Uncle Ruckus. The Uncle's Gas Station has attempted to seize Ohio from Larry, and he succeeded in banishing Larry from this plain, although Castilin keeps up the fight.

Military
The Gas Station's military primary consists of two different forces! First are the addicts, folks Larry has cleverly indebted to him. Their battle tactics include drugging up before the battle and acting as berserkers, never retreating. After all, Larry only rewards them with their next high if they are victorious, and death is a better fate than going without his special mix. The second force is the Cousin Brigade, the Gas Station's professional forces. Consisting entirely of Cousin Larry's extended family, it is ever growing thanks to incest and is a crack commando force, using their mighty powers and mystical shroom abilities to see into the future, always striking where the enemy least suspects them, which is usually via the dumpster paths.Their numbers have dwindled however following the Gas Station Wars.

Characters
Castilin

Cousin Larry